I have been sure for a long time that this was never going to happen and I was fine with it, ergo it couldn’t matter. (7.7)“I’m going to tell Drew that I’m having a little welcome-to-the-building party for him, but there is no party and then when he shows up I’ll laugh and say, ‘Oh it’s the wrong night.’ And then he’ll laugh and say, ‘One glass couldn’t hurt,’ and then I will put my mouth on his mouth.” —Generalissimo (3.10)“Valentine’s Day is a sham created by card companies to reinforce gender stereotypes.
Entering its seventh and final season, the critically acclaimed and multiple award-winning comedy series "30 Rock" is told through the comedic voice of Emmy and two-time Golden Globe winner Tina Fey as variety show producer Liz Lemon.
We'll have to pass this off to one of our subsidiaries. By putting a TV actress into the movie world we can promote both. I almost let him choke to death right there on the football field. I may have sodomized our former Vice President while under the influence of some weapons-grade narcotics. When the time came to do the hard thing and send it back into the forest where it belonged, and birds could perch on its shoulder because it was gentle, George Henderson summoned the strength and by God he did it! The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama, and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina. [spoken] And then all the kids say "Thanks, Meat Cat! There was only one way out, so fighting every natural instinct I have, I did the thing I hated the most. And when I came back to camp, I went to the person who cut my line and said, "Connie Chung, you did the right thing."Liz: Really - you want to exchange creative gifts?
This show is our chance to break the shackles cause the white dudes want to see us fail. P.s spend one day doing the job of one of our lowest level employees.
When I saw you getting ready to go out and get nailed by a bunch of guys last night, I knew for sure it was over between us, and for the first time since the ‘86 World Series, I cried… [to Kenneth, who is standing in the doorway] Too much? I believe that there are 31 letters in the white alphabet.
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She’s successful, funny, at ease in a male-dominated work environment, sarcastic, and more concerned with her job than her closet.
She can be a little sloppy, a little mean, a little prudish, and a little too happy with the prospect of going home at the end of the night with an extra-large pizza. But where Liz Lemon rings truest is in her romantic life. It was fraught with disappointments, mistakes, the occasional insanely hot guy, the more occasional freak.
Stick to neutral subjects — like mentioning a common ground you share based on something you read in her profile.
Dennis: [Reading from a letter] Dear Liz Lemon: While other women have bigger boobs than you, no other woman has as big a heart. But there’s a new thing called "women’s liberation," which gives you women the right to choose and you have chosen to abort me, and that I must live with. Or, get me a time machine so I can go back and smack your mom for smoking crack while she was pregnant! I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it.
For example you could write an episode where one of your character purchases, and is satisfied with one of GE's direct current drilling motors for off-shore or land-based projects. Josh: [angrily] Well then yeah, genius, get me a new salad. Let's grab a scone."Liz: Hello, I'm sorry, may I speak to Floyd, please?
Jack: All you have to do as the writing staff of an NBC show is incorporate positive mentions, or "POS-MENS" of GE products into your program. This year I'll be a page for a day and you'll be my boss. You say "I don't love you anymore," they say "I don't love you anymore either." You go "great, I'll pick you up in twenty. I am conducting a survey for the Ranford Group, and, uh, how old are you?